Committed

You hate him
And he hates you back
Although hate isn’t the right word
Loathe sounds better
He tells you your mom sticks her nose where it never belongs
You let him know his best friend is a soulless lowlife
He complains when you smack your gum
You roll your eyes when his clothes never match
He loves to slam doors
Almost as much as you love to break glass
He never understands why you read those silly romance novels
You will never play his nerdy video games
He hates you
And you hate him back
Although hate isn’t the right word
Understanding what it is like to be in a real relationship sounds better