Showing posts with label Twilight Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight Crap. Show all posts

3.30.2010

Here We Go Again...

Our beloved Stephenie Meyer is coming out with a spin off book of the Twilight series. [insert screaming 14-year-old-girls here]

It is about Bree Tanner, which all of you Twi-Hards are well aware of as being the new vampire killed in Eclipse. Stephenie writes a little more about it here.

I'd like to say that I could be the bigger person with all of this. That I'm not going to be the crazy fan, waiting in line at midnight for my copy. But lets face it, thats not going to happen.


June 5th! Get here faster!

11.25.2008

Twilight Movie Geek Part II


I've been dreading to do this post because A: I feel its a waste of time and B: I don't have all the pictures.

I already started it so I must finish it no matter how painful it may be.

(I love how I just pop up and ruin every photo somehow)

My sister and I got in line to see the movie on Thursday night around 8:30 and were like the 5th people in line for our showing.


They let us in the theater a little after nine so really there wasn't much waiting so that was nice. We met up with KaraLee and entertained ourselves with stupid crap until midnight arrived.



-NO the movie was NOT good.
-Yes I am embarrassed to admit that.
-Yes the movie was hysterical (but it's not intended to be funny).
-Yes it was purely ridiculous.
-No I can't stop laughing about it.
-Yes it had lots of slow motion, horrible special effects, and hilariously pathetic acting.
-Yes I was the girl in the theater who kept laughing at all the wrong times, and at all the wrong scenes.
-No you should not go see this movie.
-Yes your preteen daughters will love this movie

Lets just say its going to be a very long time until I pick up or do anything relating to the Twilight Saga! I'm all Twilighted out!

11.16.2008

Twilight Movie Geek Part I

Here we go again...

More Twilight crap...

I bought tickets for us to go see the movie at 12:15am this Thursday night. And in the spirit of being completely nerdy we made shirts. It worked so well the last time we made them we figured we better have something twilight. I bet you money we will be very dressed down for the occasion.


Ma sista.


My favorite KaraLee


Mr Edward Cullen


Thinking up ideas.


Alyssa's genius mind at work


Alyssa sleeve finished. She did that with her own hand - crazy.


Somehow KaraLee suckered Alyssa to help with her shirt.


Here is the finished project of my t-shirt.

And last but no least...FANGS!
Yessssssssssssssssssssss


In the process of fixing fangs.


Sweet eh?
Bring on the movie!

8.03.2008

A Sad Homely Crazy Girl



Oh Hannah - Of course I went to the Breaking Dawn midnight release party. No capes and funky makeup though...does that help at all?

In all actuality I would have rather picked up my copy on Saturday morning. My sister was dying to go to the party I thought it wouldn't be that bad, I'd get in buy the book get out...simple right?

WRONG!

People are totally insane! I thought I was a little crazy over these books, however I find it safe to say I would be considered a "normal" fan. My sister and I got there around 10ish to find the Barnes and Noble PACKED! People dressed up. You wanted your future told? Go ask Alice at the fortune teller booth. Want to see the latest Vampire fashions? Go to the runway. Not as pale as you would like to be? Hit up the face painting section. There had to be over 3,000 people waiting for books that night. Everyone was on a Edward or Jacob high. They even had drinks you could buy and depending on the one you got, you were a vote for team Edward or team Jacob.

However Michael saved the day by gracing us with his presence. There were actually a lot of guys there. Chick searching I would assume. My sisters guy friend came as well to check out the madness. Check out some pictures...



It's true I saw her

Michael and Mwah

The line behind us

The line in front of us

Alyssa and I

Edward? Is that you?

Alyssa and her friend

I finished the book on Sunday. I have to say I was and wasn't impressed. I felt like everything was rushed. Stephenie did a lot of "telling" and no "showing" I wish there was also more time for Bella and Edward. There was so much going on and so many characters that they lost that spark for me that I saw in the other three books. The last two pages of the book are good though. I need to sit and read it again just to know for sure if I like it or not. Eclipse so far is still my favorite one. Too bad Stephenie couldn't have made this a five book series.

5.22.2008

Twilight Fever

Last Friday was the big day. It was Stephenie Meyer day! KaraLee and I left work early to stand in line to see her and hopefully get good seats. Around 11am we went over to Thanksgiving Point (keep in mind the signing started at 7 that night), and there were already people lined up, so we decided we had to go and stay in line soon. I dropped her off and let her save our spots while I ran to Walmart. It was a beautiful day outside…but it was SO HOT! I am a freaking sissy when it comes to that, so I went to get us some shade. I found these amazing umbrellas that will sit on your camping chair, so I bought three of them.

When I got back to my horror the girls who were in front of me in line to get tickets for this thing were BEHIND me in the line…just my luck! They were so loud and obnoxious everyone around them were complaining. I did get a kick out of the daughter and mother though. They both bought and “custom made” these ugly shirts that I think they paid 55 bucks for?...crazy! Speaking of shirts, can I just say ours were a HIT?!?! Back in high school for a school dance I went to we made these shirts, really simple you get a regular t-shirt from anywhere, get some lettering to cover the shirt (we used stamps, or tape etc…) write what you want on the shirt then spray it with bleach and dry it…wa-la you have your own shirt. It is super cheep and I thought it would just be something fun for us girls to do. Well at the signing we had so much attention over them. I couldn’t walk anywhere with 2-4 people stopping wanting to know how I made them…what they said etc. We had the “major fan cites” for Stephenie Meyer take our pictures to post on their websites…I am sure we are on the world wide web with our amazing shirts on like 16 different websites. After waiting for MANY hours in the hot sun we finally found some pretty dang good seats. We were the 7th row back in the middle. They made an announcement that you could buy as many copies of the host as you wanted there and Stephenie would sign all of them and personalize them with your name in it. KaraLee ended up buying around six to get signed for family and friends. When Stephenie finally came out and started her discussion I started to realize it felt like I was at some nerdy Star Wars convention with all the crazies! People were just going insane over here, like she was Justin Timberlake or something…whoa! After she talked about the Twilight books and The Host she started signing books. Remember we are the 7th row back and it took her two hours to get to us to sign our books. In the mean time I sat to a guy with his wife (yes I know a man was there…amazing!) He was there for his wife so she could get all her copies signed my Stephenie (smart idea…why didn’t I think of that?!?!) Him and I laughed and laughed about the stupidest stuff. My favorite part was when he was talking about why he was here.

Boy: “I am here to get Stephenie’s number, you know in case she wants to leave her husband.”

Me: “Oh yeah? And then you’ll leave your wife too then?”

Boy: “Uh no…we do live in Utah you know.”

Me: “Oh I got you, so you have one woman to be the sugar mama, one to be pretty, and one to raise your children?”

Boy: “Actually I was thinking more along the lines of one to cook me food, one to do my laundry and one to clean my house…”

Me: “Yeah that’s what YOU thought until you got three wives and the next thing you know is YOU have more chores! Three lawns to mow, three PMS women, three different places you have to kill spiders.” He was a riot we had so much fun joking around. Once we were talking with Stephenie after waiting forever she was so amazing, and nice. She wanted to know about our shirts…of COURSE because they are AMAZING…(have I told you the shirts were my idea? Haha) We also asked her questions about Twilight that some girls behind us wanted her to ask. (warning spoilers are ahead if you haven’t read all three twilight books)

Me: “Stephenie, how was the pack able to change into werewolves once all the Cullens left? I thought they only change into werewolves when vampires are around.”

And without even skipping a beat she said…

Stephenie: “All it took was the Cullens to be there when they were. As soon as they showed up, all the werewolves started to change even after they were gone. It was unstoppable.”
They also asked her about how Alice could see Bella becoming a vampire with Edward’s help when Alice cant see something until a choice was made. If you remember right in the first book Bella hadn’t made a choice yet. She answered the question saying that Alice could see only two options for Bella, being a vampire or death. I just thought Stephenie was amazing, and I got my Twilight book, Eclipse book, and Host book all signed. We all had an amazing time, if you get a chance to meet her or do something like this, seriously do it!

5.06.2008

You know you are obsessed with books when...

…you go to the borders store at 3:30 in the morning to get a new copy of The Host, and a ticket to go to the book signing of Stephanie Meyer.

Oh believe me, you read that right. I thought it would be an amazing idea to wake up and get ticket to see her this morning. She is coming to Thanksgiving point next Friday the 16th to do a discussion and a book signing. My little sister was the lady who introduced me to the Twilight saga, and I thought it only appropriate to get her a ticket as well. Also, being the sweet, sweet, friend I am I got KaraLee some tickets too.

KaraLee called me last night around 7ish to let me know the borders down in Provo already had people camping outside of the store waiting for the store to open the next morning at 8am. I at that point thought my chances were shot to hell, and almost decided to not go. The problem is once I have my mind on something I really can’t let it go. I am completely stubborn.

So this morning I woke up at 3 and go to the store around 3:30. When I got there I was about the 45th person in line. Can I just tell you I am an AMATURE when it comes to this crap. People had tents, chairs, food, drinks, movie players, cards, friends. I brought myself, a cell phone, and a book, for four and a half hours. Let’s just say lesson learned and leave it at that!


The line (this is at the front I didn't have time to get a picture of all the way to the end)

The best part of the experience was sitting next to the biggest freaks I swear! The boy to my right (that’s right I said boy) was playing sudoku and leaning over my shoulder the whole time trying to read what I was writing on my phone…annoying!

The two girls to my right were the best though.

Girl #1: “Hey, if you could have sex with any one of the Twilight characters who would it be?”

Girl #2: “Emmett! All the way! It is all about the animal sex baby! I like it that way”

Girl #1: “OMG! I know right?”

Girl #2: “So how did it go with Walker last night? You get any?”

Girl #1: “Well, no I mean I thought about making out with him, but then I got too scared. He had his hand right next to mine the whole time we watched the movie.”

Girl #2: “If a guy does that, it means he totally wants you. You blew it, you should have held his hand, I am sure he likes you.”

Girl #1: “OMG! I know right? I’ve just been single forever I forget how to date people.”

Girl #2: “Me and Cody are still dating. He told me he loved me like a month a go.”

Girl #1: (Gasping in horror) “Wow! And what did you say back to him? I NEED DETAILS!”

Girl #2: “I just smiled and said thank you.”

Girl #1; (Sighs) “I wish I had a boyfriend that told me he loved me. I haven’t had sex in over three years.”

Girl #2: “Wow we need to change that ASAP!”

Girl #1: “OMG! I know right?”

Girl #2: “Me and Cody started having sex after dating for two and a half weeks. His parents were right next door. I hate doing it and having to be quiet it’s so annoying!”

Girl #1: “Yeah I hate that, I think I need to get in a relationship soon.”

Girl #2: “Yeah, women who don’t have boyfriends are losers! It just shows how unwanted they are. I have only been single for five months when I was 15, other than that I’ve been with someone my whole life. Single people are pathetic.”

Girl #1: “OMG! I know right?”

I think I lost SEVERAL brain cells listening to their conversations.

By the time it was 7:30 a head count was done and over 350 people were in line to get tickets. Only 500 were available so I feel bad for the people at the end of the line…sorta. The line wrapped all the way down the shopping center it was insane!


Around 8:18 am I got my three tickets and three books of The Host. I can’t help It I am totally proud of myself!


Alright, I am going to go take a shower now and try to scrub all the nerdy-ness off me!